That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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