I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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