Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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