yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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