You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
