I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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