your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
