It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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