I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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