sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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