I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
