Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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