youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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