if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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