I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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