Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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