clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
is it fun? or sober?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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