Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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