We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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