No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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