glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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