Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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