Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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