Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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