So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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