You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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