are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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