She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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