Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This is the prime rib incident all over again
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have tasted many bathrooms
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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