Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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