How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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