party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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