why do cheetos always look like penises
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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