question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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