I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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