I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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