He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
