i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
