That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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