I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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