why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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