last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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