i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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