Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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