I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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