you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well I just put wine in my tea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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