I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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