its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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