I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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