I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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